KING VANITY

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 02:17:06 -0400

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

Which baby are you?

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:34:52 -0400

rysball:

jayshausoffitness:

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

hahha everything about me on February is exact to the “T” but i dont know about the attractive part LOL

October tho!!

July :D

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nowyoukno: 90’s Kids

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nowyoukno:

90’s Kids

nowyoukno: Get The Facts

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 00:34:29 -0500

nowyoukno:

Get The Facts

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Wed, 04 Jan 2012 01:56:10 -0500

natisantiago: ”Tá lembrado daquela garota que vivia te ligando...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:29:48 -0500

natisantiago:

”Tá lembrado daquela garota que vivia te ligando e correndo atrás de você? Pois é, ela mudou. Sentiu falta dela né? Mas agora vai ser assim, daqui pra frente ela só vai correr atrás do que lhe faz feliz, e bom, há muito tempo você provou que disso, você não é capaz.
Agora ela deixou de lado toda aquela velha paixão por ser pisada e começou uma paixão nova, por ela mesma, por seu bem estar. A calça jeans e a blusa branca foram aposentadas, não que essas não sejam boas, mas salto quinze e saia de paête fazem bem mais seu estilo. Finalmente ela está de volta, pronta pra outro, outros.
Essa noite suas palavras vão se basear em “sim”, “não”, “nada de telefones, nada de dia seguinte”. Hoje, pela primeira vez ela vai sair, pegar e não se apegar. Nada a abala, nada a atrai.
Hoje vai ser assim: ela vai pisar, massacrar e se te encontrar, não vai te olhar. Hoje ela vai ser mais dela e menos de qualquer outro, vai ser menos menina, mais mulher. É, parece que quem antes era bom o suficiente, hoje nem o suficiente é mais. Pelo menos não pra ela.
Ela mudou, hoje a noite é dela! Amanhã também, e depois, e depois..
Parece que por ter esperado muito, ela sofreu muito, mas quer saber ? Ela mudou. Você se tornou apenas passado. Agora, se você nos dá licença, ela tem um pedido breve a fazer, e claro que não é para você:
- Garçom, uma dose de tequila e duas de amor próprio por favor!”

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sunst0ne: i’ll make ya famous (by tomms)

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:28:25 -0500

sunst0ne:

i’ll make ya famous (by tomms)

allmyfriendsareshluts: thegoodreverend: Omkay, so #10 and #4...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:28:15 -0500

allmyfriendsareshluts:

thegoodreverend:

Omkay, so #10 and #4 should happen simultaneously, and if anybody kisses me like they are in #5, you’d better prepare yourself for what you may perceive as an awkward situation.

my post my edition my pc……tanks to all

It isn’t awkward for me though, I like teaching boys how to kiss.

EDIT: So I was looking at this, thinking about what the chances are of me having a legit relationship (like, I’m looking for a love that leaves your soul shattered once it ends, okay?) and I realized that #4 is texting and driving. What the fuck, #4? You better be at a fucking red light.

^^This boy taught me how to kiss. He is such a cool, and extremely sweet person. I hope he finds someone soon because he definitely deserves someone, but not just anybody! He deserves someone that will make him happier than he makes himself…..that is the challenge however. ;)